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Happy Birthday Newspaper Spoof - Teen Male

€14.95
(€12.15 ex. VAT)
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380-003 Shortcut: 2926
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A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

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Headline: FIRSTNAME SURNAME IS AGE TODAY!

Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year

Story:

The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on DATE, that crowds started to gather outside the home of FIRSTNAME SURNAME in TOWN. Not since Ray Houghton's goal against England in 1988, has there been so much excitement among the Irish public over this birthday celebration.

SURNAME’s success in school has been mostly down to all his hard work. School friends and teachers are united in celebrating his birthday this year.

At age two FIRSTNAME’s mastered the Rubix cube. At age five he became a chess Grand Master. At age seven he was approached my many football clubs to join them but refused as he wanted to focus on his theories in Quantum physics.

Bono is believed to have cancelled the American leg of U2's tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Justine Beiber, JLS, Selena Gomez, and all the members of One Direction. 'If FIRSTNAME is going to party, I just got to be there,' the President, Michael D. Higgins is reported to have commented.

All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both SURNAME and his guests. Superintenant Sean Walsh said, 'I don't need to remind everyone what happened at FIRSTNAME’s birthday bash last year. TOWN is certainly going to rock tonight.'

Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish FIRSTNAME SURNAME a Happy AGE Birthday.