A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black or white frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.
You can also add your own photo to the front page.
NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.
If bringing to a party or an event, why not order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.
The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.
Please add the date of the birthday bash, not the date of birth.
Sample stories – the names, places and dates in bold are examples; yours replace them:
If you choose “Her”:
Headline: DERVLA DUNPHY IS 40 TODAY!
Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year
Story:
The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on 20th June, that crowds started to gather outside the home of Dervla Dunphy in Athlone. Not since Taylor Swift played the Aviva, has there been an event more looked forward to than this birthday celebration.
Many skin care experts have hounded Dunphy for the secret to her girlish good looks and sublime physique. Although she puts it down simply to her constant moisturising, and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out. While living in Athlone, there has also been a rise in the opening of several Botox clinics, but the coincidence is mere speculation at this point.
Beyoncé is believed to have flown in specially from America to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Paul Mescal, Kylie, Pedro Pascal and all the members of U2. 'If Dervla is going to party, I just got to be there,' Liam Neeson is reported to have commented.
All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both Dunphy and her guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, 'I don't need to remind everyone what happened at Dunphy's birthday bash last year. Three Mr Universe hopefuls and two male models are still trying to find their way home from the afterparty.'
Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish Dervla Dunphy a Happy 40 Birthday.
If you choose “Him”:
Headline: TADHG DUNPHY IS 40 TODAY!
Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year
Story:
The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on 20th June, that crowds started to gather outside the home of Tadhg Dunphy in Athlone. Not since Troy Parrott's winner in Budapest, has there been so much excitement among the Irish public over this birthday celebration.
Many skin care experts have hounded Dunphy for the secret to his boyish good looks and sublime physique. Although he puts it down simply to his constant moisturising and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out.
One thing that can't be denied is Tadhg’s generosity. His local pub is still packed for the annual event when he buys a drink for everyone.
Bono is believed to have flown home specially from America to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Margot Robbie, Zendaya, Vogue Williams and Shane Lowry. ‘If Tadhg is going to party, I just got to be there,’ Liam Neeson is reported to have commented.
All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both Dunphy and his guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, ‘I don't need to remind everyone what happened last year. Three Miss World hopefuls and two catwalk models are still trying to find their way home from the afterparty.’
Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish Tadhg Dunphy a Happy 40 Birthday.
