A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black or white frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.
You can also add your own photo to the front page.
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The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.
Sample stories – the names, places and dates in bold are examples; yours replace them:
If you choose “Girlfriend”:
Headline: AOIFE MURPHY VOTED GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR
Sub-headline: Athlone Girl Receives Top Award
Story:
Formal evening wear, designer names and sparkling jewellery were in abundance yesterday evening as a line of Mercedes cars queued outside the Shelbourne Hotel in Dublin city centre. A few members of the public waited patiently in the rain to catch a glimpse of the celebrity ladies as paparazzi camera flashes lit up their faces.
Aisling Bea was one of the first to arrive, followed quickly by Nicola Coughlan, and then five-time winner CMAT. Entertainment was provided by Daniel O’Donnell, but it was for the award ceremony that everyone had come.
Paddy Power bookmakers had CMAT as a clear favourite to win again this year. Then sometime this summer Aoife Murphy came to the attention of the judges. Aoife, a Athlone native, has really captured the hearts of both the judges and the public.
Silence fell in the ceremony hall as its host, the girlfriends’ favourite, Paul Mescal, opened the golden envelope to announce the Girlfriend of the Year Award. ‘Well, well, well,’ he commented before he read out the name, ‘I’m not surprised in the least, not in the least. – Aoife Murphy.’
Cheers and applause echoed throughout the room, with only the noticeable exceptions of Bea and Coughlan, who could only manage a brave smile. As humble as ever, Aoife dedicated the award to ‘all the suffering girlfriends of the world,’ and thanked her gorgeous, loving and patient boyfriend for inspiring her to be the wonderful person that she is.
Aoife will be jetted off this weekend, as part of her prize, to a luxury spa in Hawaii with a friend of her choice. Pedro Pascal, Cillian Murphy and Dáithí Ó Sé have all offered to accompany her. Other prizes such as a year’s worth of Botox treatment and use of a personal trainer will go to waste as Aoife obviously has no need of them.
‘It’s such a pity Aoife won’t be on the Late Late Show next week,’ Patrick Kielty said. ‘Apparently every Friday is date night. I guess that’s why Aoife is so outstanding as a girlfriend.’
We at the Irish Gazette would also like to wish Aoife Murphy our congratulations for being the deserved winner of such a prestigious award.
If you choose “Boyfriend”:
Headline: CONOR MURPHY VOTED BOYFRIEND OF THE YEAR
Sub-headline: Athlone Man Receives Top Award
Story:
Black tuxedos, designer names and glamorous models were in abundance yesterday evening as a line of Mercedes cars queued outside the Shelbourne Hotel in Dublin city centre. A few members of the public waited patiently in the rain to catch a glimpse of the celebrities as paparazzi camera flashes lit up their faces.
Paul Mescal was one of the first to arrive, followed quickly by Jacob Elordi and Dermot Kennedy, and then eight-time winner Niall Horan. Entertainment was provided by Daniel O’Donnell, but it was for the award ceremony that everyone had come.
Paddy Power bookmakers had Niall as a clear favourite to win again this year. Then sometime this summer Conor Murphy came to the attention of the judges. Conor, a Athlone native, has really captured the hearts of both the judges and the public.
Silence fell in the ceremony hall as its host, the boyfriends’ favourite, Maura Higgins, opened the golden envelope to announce the Boyfriend of the Year Award. ‘OMG,’ she commented before she read out the name, ‘I’m not surprised in the least, and he’s certainly one of my favourites – Conor Murphy.’
Cheers and applause echoed throughout the room, with only the noticeable exceptions of Mescal and Elordi, who could only manage a brave smile. As humble as ever, Conor dedicated the award to ‘all the suffering boyfriends of the world,’ and thanked his gorgeous, loving and patient girlfriend for inspiring him to be the wonderful person that he is.
Conor will be jetted off this weekend, as part of his prize, to an all expenses paid trip to New York with a friend of his choice. Margot Robbie, Zendaya and Nicola Coughlan have all offered to accompany him. Other prizes such as a year’s worth of Botox treatment and use of a personal trainer will go to waste as Murphy obviously has no need of them.
‘It’s such a pity he won’t be on the Late Late Show next week,’ Patrick Kielty said. ‘Apparently every Friday is date night. I guess that’s why Conor is so outstanding as a boyfriend.’
We at the Irish Gazette would also like to wish Conor Murphy our congratulations for being the deserved winner of such a prestigious award.
