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Sample story – the names, places and dates in bold are examples; yours replace them:
Headline: DERVLA DUNPHY TO STAR IN REMAKE OF PRETTY WOMAN
Sub-headline: Athlone star and Paul Mescal join forces for summer blockbuster
Story:
In the age of Hollywood remakes such as Mean Girls, Lilo & Stitch and Superman, one obvious exception has been missing from among the classics – Pretty Woman. Paul Mescal was an obvious choice for Richard Gere’s role of Edward Lewis, but Julia Roberts’ character has been a closely fought contest.
Florence Pugh and Anya Taylor-Joy were favourites to play the role of Vivian Ward but it was Paul Mescal himself who pushed for Dervla Dunphy to join him on set. ‘I’ve wanted to work with Dervla for some time,’ he said. ‘I’ve heard that nobody throws a party quite like the girls from Athlone.’
There’s believed to be a new twist to the plot, written this time by Derry writer, Lisa McGee. ‘I wanted to write something that would allow Dervla the opportunity and freedom to really show off her talent. She’s far too unpredictable to be confined by my mere international award winning words.’
Already there have been rumours of an on-set romance between Dunphy and her leading man. ‘They’re just not true,’ she denied, but that didn’t stop Julia Roberts flying straight to their filming location in Malibu. ‘No, I don’t feel threatened by Dervla,’ she commented, ‘I know everyone says that she’s like a younger version of me but we’ve been for a cocktail and she’s a really nice girl. I fully trust her. By the way, is that my old blonde wig she’s wearing?’
Chloé Zhao is directing this time round. ‘I’ve worked with Paul before but I’ve never worked with Dervla,’ she said. ‘At first I thought she’d be far too good looking for the role, but now that I’ve met her in person, my fears have been allayed.’
We caught up with Dervla coming out of her co-star’s trailer this morning. ‘We were just going over some of the script,’ she assured me. I asked her how it felt to have come this far, all the way from her hometown of Athlone. ‘It’s really not that strange,’ she told me, ‘being from there I always felt a little different than everyone else. A little superior I suppose.’
We asked her if she’s afraid of being stereotyped by playing a down-on-her-luck Hollywood prostitute? ‘Not at all,’ she said. ‘I’ve already been offered some great new parts; Anora Part 2, Hustlers 2 and a remake of Moulin Rouge.’ Whatever happens, we’re sure that it’ll be a bright future for Dervla Dunphy.
