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Headline: FIRSTNAME SURNAME IS AGE TODAY!
Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year
The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on DATE, that crowds started to gather outside the home of FIRSTNAME SURNAME in TOWN. Not since the American President’s visit to Ireland, has there been an event more looked forward to than this birthday celebration.
Many skin care experts have hounded SURNAME for the secret to her girlish good looks and sublime physique. Although she puts it down simply to her constant moisturising, and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out. Since moving to TOWN, there has also been a rise in the opening of several Botox clinics, but the coincidence is mere speculation at this point.
Lady Gaga is believed to have cancelled the American leg of her tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Johnny Depp, Kylie, William and Kate and all the members of One Direction. ‘If FIRSTNAME is going to party, I just got to be there,’ the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented.
All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both SURNAME and her guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, ‘I don't need to remind everyone what happened at SURNAME’s birthday bash last year. Three Mr Universe hopefuls and two male models are still in the Mayo Clinic suffering from exhaustion.’
Whatever is planned for tonight’s party of the year, we would also like to wish FIRSTNAME SURNAME a Happy AGE Birthday.