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Fifty Shades of Grey - Newspaper Spoof (MALE)

€14.95
(€12.15 ex. VAT)
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Model: 380-029 Shortcut: 4240
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A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

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Sample Paper for Joe Bloggs from Rialto:

Headline: JOE BLOGGS TIPPED TO PLAY LEAD IN MOVIE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Sub-Headline: Rialto man offered €10m to play role of Christian Grey

Story:

For more than a year now, the streets of Hollywood have been awash with rumours of who will eventually play the dashing role of Christian Grey in Universal Picture’s planned blockbuster Fifty Shades of Grey. Many A-List names have already been associated with the pre-production casting: Robert Pattinson from the Twilight series and Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries were the two hot favourites until recently.

A new name has emerged however, Joe Bloggs from Rialto. Bloggs has quickly shot to the top of the favourite’s list for both Hollywood’s elite and the general public. The gifted star has kept a very low profile until recent photos of him appeared in The Irish Gazette front page attending a One Direction concert.

‘We need a real stud for the role,’ Charles Baumann from Universal Pictures commented. ‘There’s no doubt in my mind that Joe has that quality in buckets, but we haven’t made any decision as yet.’

E.L. James, its writer, said she’d love to see Bloggs take on the part. ‘I think he could really capture the essence of Christian Grey; charismatic, sexy and, of course, astoundingly good looking.’ She even offered to increase his pay if he accepts the role.

Anne Hathaway has been asked to play opposite Bloggs, but so far has refused to accept until Bloggs confirms he’ll take the role. ‘I’ve wanted to work with him for some time now, and to even learn something from his massive talent.’ She has offered to lower her normal fee, later adding, ‘I don’t mind admitting that there are one or two scenes that I’m really looking forward to!’

We caught up with Joe as he attended his weekly therapy sessions for dealing with his affliction of being too good looking. ‘It’s really helping me to accept others who simply aren’t as perfect as me,’ he said, before quickly adding, ‘which is pretty much everyone else, I guess.’

I asked Joe how he felt about participating in the BDSM scenes for the film, but he didn’t seem to know what that was, so I asked him what he planned to do with his huge salary. ‘I’d like to do something for charity,’ he answered, ‘maybe start a foundation for others who are burdened by perfection like me. That and go see One Direction again.’

 

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