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Sample Story for JENNY BLOGGS from MALLOW
Headline: JENNY BLOGGS VOTED 2014 WIFE OF THE YEAR
Sub-Headline: Mallow Woman Receives Top Award
Formal evening wear, designer names and sparkling jewellery were in abundance yesterday evening as a line of Mercedes cars queued outside the Shelbourne Hotel in Dublin city centre. A few members of the public waited patiently in the rain to catch a glimpse of the celebrity wives as paparazzi camera flashes lit up their faces.
Andrea Corr was one of the first to arrive, followed quickly by Amy Huberman, and then eight-time winner Ali Hewson. Entertainment was provided by Daniel O’Donnell, but it was for the award ceremony that everyone had come.
Paddy Power bookmakers had Ali as a clear favourite to win again this year. Then sometime this summer Jenny Bloggs came to the attention of the judges. Jenny, a Mallow native, has really captured the hearts of both the judges and the public.
Silence fell in the ceremony hall as its host, the wives’ favourite, Michael Fassbender, opened the golden envelope to announce the 2014 Wife of the Year Award. ‘Well, well, well,’ he commented before he read out the name, ‘I’m not surprised in the least, not in the least. – Jenny Bloggs.’
Cheers and applause echoed throughout the room, with only the noticeable exceptions of Andrea and Amy, who both scowled at the winner. As humble as ever, Jenny dedicated the award to ‘all the suffering wives of the world,’ and thanked her handsome, loving and patient husband for inspiring her to be the wonderful person that she is.
Jenny will be jetted off this weekend, as part of her prize, to a luxury spa in Hawaii with a friend of her choice. George Clooney, Daniel Craig and Joe Duffy have all offered to accompany her. Other prizes such as a year’s worth of Botox treatment and use of a personal trainer will go to waste as Jenny obviously has no need of them.
‘It’s such a pity Jenny won’t be on the Late Late Show next week,’ Ryan Tubridy said. ‘Apparently every Friday is date night. I guess that’s why Jenny is so outstanding as a wife.’
We at the Irish Gazette would also like to wish Jenny Bloggs our congratulations for being the deserved winner of such a prestigious award.