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Happy Birthday Newspaper Spoof - Adult Male

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Online Price:
€16.95 (€13.78 ex. VAT)
Code:
380-001 Shortcut: 2924
Stock:
YesAvailable (dispatched same day if ordered by 4pm Irish time)
Dispatch Info:
Order before 4pm Irish Time (Mon-Fri excl. bank holidays) for estimated next working day delivery within Ireland.
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A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black ash frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.

If bringing to a party or an event, you can also order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.

The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.

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First Name
 
 

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The recipient's first name
 
Surname
 
 

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The recipient's surname
 
Age
 
 

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Recipient's age on their birthday
 
Town
 
 

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Where the recipient lives
 
Newspaper Date
 
 

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Date of newspaper, normally the recipient's birthday this year
 
Optional Photo
 

(+ €1.95)
 

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NEW! Replace the existing large photo with a photo of your choice. This should be portrait proportion (higher than wider), like the newspaper.
 
Additional Print Copies:
 
 

Required
 
If bringing to a party or an event, why not order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.
 
Description

A truly novel gift, this personalised spoof newspaper cover is presented in either a tube roll or a contemporary black ash frame. The colourful cover comes in A3 size. You can read how the story will go underneath. To order, simply complete the personalised details and click add to cart.

NEW - Next working day delivery for this novel gift now available.

If bringing to a party or an event, you can also order additional non-framed prints to post on the wall.

The date field refers to the date of the newspaper print.


Headline: FIRSTNAME SURNAME IS AGE TODAY!

Sub-headline: Ireland Celebrates Birthday Bash of the Year

Story:

The long anticipated event has finally arrived. It was just after dawn this morning on DATE, that crowds started to gather outside the home of FIRSTNAME SURNAME in TOWN. Not since Ray Houghton's goal against England in 1988, has there been so much excitement among the Irish public over this birthday celebration. 

Many skin care experts have hounded SURNAME for the secret to his boyish good looks and sublime physique. Although he puts it down simply to his constant moisturising and sleeping twelve hours a day, many are left to wonder if the skilful use of a surgeon's knife can't be fully ruled out.

One thing that can't be denied is FIRSTNAME’s generosity. His local pub is still packed for the annual event when he buys a drink for everyone.

Bono is believed to have cancelled the American leg of U2's tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Brad Pitt, Jessica Alba, William and Kate, and Gerry Adams. ‘If FIRSTNAME is going to party, I just got to be there,’ the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented. 

All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai to provide extra security for both SURNAME and his guests. Superintendent Sean Walsh said, ‘I don't need to remind everyone what happened last year. Three Miss World hopefuls and two Victoria Secret models are still in the Mayo Clinic suffering from exhaustion.’

Whatever is planned for tonight's party of the year, we would also like to wish FIRSTNAME SURNAME a Happy AGE Birthday.