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Headline: JENNY AND JOE VOTED IRELAND’S COUPLE OF THE YEAR!
Sub-headline: Happy Couple Celebrate in Style
Story:
The red carpet is rolled out and waiting, and the champagne on ice in Killarney tonight in preparation for the arrival of Jenny and Joe to the gala event of the year.
Ryan Tubridy will host tonight, as the happy couple spend the evening with their many friends and families. RTE will broadcast live, and is believed to have paid over €1,000,000 for exclusive rights to interview Jenny and Joe after the show.
All private helicopter companies have been fully booked up for weeks, in order to jet in the elite of the world to Killarney. Bono is believed to have cancelled U2’s American leg of his tour to attend tonight. Other special guests will include Johnny Depp, Kylie, William and Kate and all the members of One Direction.
‘They are truly my inspiration and hope for the future,' the Dalai Lama is reported to have commented. An Taoiseach Enda Kenny admitted yesterday that ‘it’s nice to take a break from all this recessionary doom and gloom, and to celebrate Jenny and Joe’s success as a couple.’
All annual leave has been cancelled by the Gardai in order to provide extra security for both the couple and their guests. 'This is a major event in our calendar,' Superintendent Sean Walsh said. ‘President Higgins will be awarding the honours tonight.’
We at the Irish Gazette would also like to congratulate Jenny and Joe and to wish them all the happiness in the world.
